Category Archives: Law Enforcement

PH Supreme Court Decision On Trillanes Should Be Enough To Keep ICC Out Of The Country

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In a stunning twist of irony, the Philippine Supreme Court, dominated by Duterte’s own appointees, has struck down his attempt to revoke Antonio Trillanes’ amnesty. With 13 out of 15 justices owing their seats to Duterte, it’s a remarkable display of judicial independence—so remarkable that it’s almost comical.

This bold move proves that the Philippine justice system is functioning flawlessly, obviating any need for meddling by international bodies like the ICC. Duterte, ever the paragon of legal virtue, insists on facing local courts but draws the line at foreign scrutiny. Now, as a mere citizen, Duterte may find himself facing the very justice system he once championed.

But fear not, for the beacon of domestic justice shines bright, or so we’re told. Unless, of course, we still harbor a peculiar fondness for international fingers poking into our legal affairs.

Quiboloy Arrest In Absentia?

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In a twist worthy of divine comedy, the Davao Regional Trial Court has issued a warrant for the arrest of Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, the self-proclaimed “appointed son of God,” on sexual abuse charges. 

However, it seems that even divine intervention couldn’t locate Quiboloy as the Davao police, in a miraculous display of cluelessness, claim they have no idea where he is. It appears that when it comes to evading earthly justice, divine connections are the ultimate trump card.

One might wonder if Quiboloy has ascended to higher realms, leaving mere mortals to grapple with the earthly consequences of his alleged actions. Or perhaps he’s simply taking a celestial sabbatical, basking in the glow of his divine immunity.

In this theater of the absurd, justice seems to be on an extended vacation, while Quiboloy’s whereabouts remain a heavenly mystery. As the saying goes, “God works in mysterious ways,” and apparently, so does his appointed son.