In the latest episode of “Rules for thee, but not for me,” former Ilocos Sur Chavit Singson, the epitome of humility and respect for traffic laws, graciously offered a hefty sum of ₽100,000 to MMDA traffic enforcers who had the audacity to cite him for casually cruising down the EDSA bus lane in his armored convoy. 

How noble of him to remind us that “no one should be above the law” while his own entourage gleefully violates it. 

While he claims the reward as an act of generosity to encourage lawfulness, skeptics can’t help but see it as a desperate attempt to scrub his tarnished image clean with a wad of cash. His benevolent gesture is about as convincing as a toupee in a hurricane, and MMDA should promptly decline his offer before their integrity gets bulldozed by his armored convoy of hypocrisy. 

Remember, folks, money talks, but it certainly doesn’t buy decency or respect for traffic rules.

Vlogger Maharlika continues to fail miserably on her promise of scandalous footage. Despite the hype, the purported polvoron video featuring Bongbong Marcos remains as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster. 

But fear not, dear viewers, for karma has a wicked sense of humor. As die-hard anti-Marcos and pro-Duterte vloggers and news media lick their wounds from the lack of scandal, netizens have stumbled upon a delightful treat: a video allegedly showing a Duterte indulging in some herbal relaxation. Oh, the irony! While illegal substances are par for the course in the political circus, it seems the tables have turned.

But don’t hold your breath for Maharlika to showcase this gem. After all, selective outrage is the name of the game. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show as the hypocrisy unfolds in real-time.