Category Archives: Law Enforcement

PHILIPPINES: COMEDIAN BILL COSBY’S WAY OUT OF ALLEGED RAPE CHARGES

Cosby (Photo: people.com)
Cosby (Photo: people.com)

MANILA, Philippines  (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – If it weren’t for the statute of limitations and American comedian Bill Cosby would be charged for alleged multiple rapes he committed, his only way out would be in the Philippines. By marrying his accusers.

Republic Act 8353 (The Anti-Rape Law of 1997), absolves the rapist from criminal liability on the condition that the offender marries the victim.

A provision in the law states:

“The subsequent valid marriage between the offended party shall extinguish the criminal action or the penalty imposed. In case it is the legal husband who is the offender, the subsequent forgiveness by the wife as the offended party shall extinguish the criminal action or the penalty: Provided, that the crime shall not be extinguished or the penalty shall not be abated if the marriage is void ab initio.”

So, Cosby would be free of rape charges by moving to the Philippines.

But not so fast.

Cosby cannot marry all his accusers. Polygamy is not legal in the Philippines.  In fact, it is one of the grounds for the exclusion of foreigners in the coutry’s immigration law.

Another big hurdle? Divorce is not legal in the Philippines either. The country is the only one remaining in the world, besides The Vatican, where divorce is not allowed.

So, if charged, Cosby will have to find another way out.   .

MAN DOES A ‘PAS DE BOURRÉE’ OUT OF A DUI ARREST (VIDEO)

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – If you’ve ever been stopped at a sobriety checkpoint, you know what the police officer will have you do to test if you’ve been driving under the influence. Step out of your car, point to your nose, walk a straight line, recite the alphabet backwards and so on.

But a Texas man who was obviously drunk escaped arrest by doing everything the officer asked him to do with flying colors.

Including doing a pas de bourrée!

Watch the dashboard cam video clip (courtesy of Reno 911).

WOMAN JUDGE IS REUNITED WITH MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASSMATE IN HER COURTROOM

Class reunion
Class reunion

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – This is a TRUE story.

A Miami-Dade judge was reunited with a classmate from her old middle school .

Arthur Booth, 49  was arrested on several charges including burglary, grand theft and resisting arrest. He appeared before Judge Mindy Glazer who set his bail bond.

After setting the bond, Glazer asked Booth, “Did you go to Nautilus for Middle School?”

We’ll let the video tell the rest of the story.