Category Archives: Law Enforcement

KRIS AQUINO STANDS IN FOR PNOY’S MUGSHOT!

A30E184F-659F-4F61-B4A1-8CA27720286F.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Blood is thicker than water, and the Aquino family is no exception, especially when it comes to brother and sister NoyNoy and Kris.

We all remember Duterte revealing that Kris had previously sent him a text message  asking the President not to jail her brother.

Well, now that a case has been formally filed by the Ombudman against NoyNoy in connection with the Mamasapano massacre, it is inevitable that a mugshot will have to be taken, just like anyone else charged with a crime.

But so far, no mugshot of NoyNoy has been publicly released — if at all one was taken.

But through the persistence of one of The Adobo Chronicles’ star reporters, we were able to obtain the official mugshot of NoyNoy.  But alas, it wasn’t of NoyNoy, but of his sister Kris.

We learned that Kris had volunteered to be a stand-in for the mugshot, out of his love for her brother.

As we said, blood is thicker than water!

Philippine VP Leni Robredo Declares Martial Law!

C8DE0259-718B-4B24-965C-6167A946C03CMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Very reliable information gathered by the Office of the Vice President  has led Leni Robredo to suspect that a revolutionary government (revgov) is about to be established in the Philippines.

The information is quite distressing for the Vice President because it would mean that she will not only lose her first-in-line status to succeed President Duterte, but it could also lead to the total elimination of the VP position under a Federal form of government.

Well, by the powers vested in her by the Yellow Oligarchs and pro-Liberal Party elements, Robredo today declared Martial Law throughout the country and appointed herself the new Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP).

The Martial Law proclamation came at noon today, with the Vice President flanked by the Secretary of National Defense and the top brass of the AFP.

Robredo’s surprise move fulfills her campaign promise during the 2016 presidential debate in which she proclaimed, “May the best woman win.”

 

BREAKING: BIR Goes After Pinoy Ako Blog For Fraud And Back Taxes

46617F77-9C67-4969-BC74-B43D49F01631MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR) has summoned Jover Laurio, a.k.a. Pinoy Ako Blog (PAB) in connection with charges of unpaid back taxes.

BIR told The Adobo Chronicles that Laurio has been issuing receipts that are not official and have not been registered with the tax agency.

”It is tantamount to tax evasion and fraud to issue fake receipts,” the BIR said.

Many who follow PAB know that Laurio has been issuing resibo (receipts) to those who visit her blog.

Time for reckoning.