Category Archives: International

Entertainment, International, Social Media

Gretchen Ho, Miss Opportunistic

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Oh, the irony of Gretchen Ho, the volleyball player turned ABS-CBN reporter, lamenting a “missed opportunity” in Jo Koy’s Golden Globes hosting. 

Let’s take a moment to recall Ho’s stellar reporting skills during the South East Asian Games hosted by the Philippines. 

While the world anticipated tales of triumph and sporting glory, Ho deemed it fit to play the role of a high-maintenance hotel guest. Instead of celebrating the achievements of athletes, she dissected accommodations, transportation, and food, as if she had mistaken herself for the host of a travel show.

Now, Ms. Ho is suddenly an authority on seizing opportunities? The only opportunity she seized was to tarnish the image of the Asian Games host nation. Perhaps she missed the memo about journalism focusing on the positive. But who needs positivity when you can scrutinize every detail of an event and showcase a talent for missing the point entirely? 

Bravo, Ms. Ho, for your unmatched ability to turn every opportunity into a critique and every celebration into a complaint.

International, Social Media

U.S. State Department Responds To Sass Rogando Sasot On Facebook Account Deletion

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Who are you, indeed, to think that the U.S. State Department, the supposed puppet master of global chaos, would bother orchestrating the takedown of a Netherlands-based Filipino blogger’s Facebook page?

We may have our hands full with international diplomacy, but plotting the demise of a blogger nestled comfortably in tulip fields is a bit too niche for our taste. Sass Rogando Sasot’s imagination seems to have taken a scenic detour through conspiracy-land, where every internet glitch is a government plot.

Rest assured, our elite team of meme enthusiasts and social media influencers are far too busy crafting tasteful diplomatic tweets to bother with silencing a blogger. We kindly suggest that Sasot redirect her investigative prowess towards more pressing matters, like finding out who stole the office snacks or deciphering the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle. 

Meanwhile, we’ll be here, sipping our coffee and contemplating the geopolitical implications of cat videos.

International, National News, Technology

Philippine National ID: Best Global Paper ID!

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In a groundbreaking revelation, the Philippine National ID has been hailed as the epitome of cutting-edge identification technology, leaving the world in awe of its sheer audacity to be… a printed piece of paper. Yes, move over biometrics, QR codes, and holograms – the future is here, and it’s laminated. Who needs the sophistication of digital security when you can proudly flaunt a tangible testament to bureaucracy?

In a stroke of genius, the government has declared that this printed relic is the pinnacle of modern identification. Forget the convenience of digital IDs; the Philippine National ID boldly brings us back to the era of typewriters and carbon paper. Clearly, the absence of technology is the true mark of progress. It’s not just an ID; it’s a time machine that transports us to a simpler era when privacy meant a locked diary, not encrypted data.

So here’s to the Philippine National ID, a beacon of innovation, proving once and for all that the future is, indeed, stuck in the past.