Category Archives: History

Miracle In Malacañang: The Polo Barong Resurrection

In a scene worthy of a Darryl Yap directorial debut, Imee Marcos emerged triumphant as the 12th senator—barely, but gloriously—clad in what she solemnly declared was her father’s decades-old polo barong.

The nation gasped. Not at her victory, but at the garment: crisp, blindingly white, and suspiciously wrinkle-free, like it just escaped the steam press of history. Experts in vintage wear raised eyebrows: “Jusi or piña cloth doesn’t age like that—unless it’s embalmed like Apo himself!”

The fit was off too. If that barong was really her dad’s, then Ferdinand Sr. must’ve moonlighted as a malnourished fashionista.

But perhaps this wasn’t about clothing authenticity—it was symbolism! A soft launch for 2028? A message to BFF Sara Duterte: “Move over, girl. Tita Imee’s got next.”

Whether it was laundry magic or legacy cosplay, one thing’s clear—Miracles in Malacañang now come in starch and satin stitching.

The Stage Is Set: Manong JP Enrile Vs. Kuryente King Mark Anthony Lopez

The stage is set for the most unexpected duel of the century—101-year-old political immortal Juan Ponce Enrile versus 56-year-old DDS blogger and reigning “Kuryente King,” Mark Anthony Lopez. On one side, we have Enrile, a man who has outlived dictators, coups, and possibly even his own historical revisions. On the other, Lopez, an internet warrior who has perfected the art of self-inflicted credibility damage.

The burning question? Whether Enrile staged his own ambush in 1972. A question so old it predates half the panelists on Toni Talks. Enrile, whose memory is allegedly sharper than ever, is ready to defend his legacy. Meanwhile, Lopez, fresh from his latest fact-check fiasco, is armed with memes, half-baked theories, and possibly a Globe load promo.

Will history be rewritten, or will this be another episode of “Boomers vs. Bloggers”? Either way, expect fireworks—probably from Enrile’s hearing aid short-circuiting mid-debate.

Kuryente King Takes On Enrile!

(AC team member Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)

Lopez in Duterte green

In the latest episode of “As the Legal World Turns,” blogger Mark Anthony Lopez, affectionately dubbed the “Kuryente King,” is reportedly drafting a petition to the Supreme Court. His mission? To prevent a one-on-one debate with the indomitable 101-year-old Juan Ponce Enrile, who wishes to refute Lopez’s claims about a staged ambush leading to Martial Law.

Lopez, never one to shy away from the courtroom spotlight, previously joined forces with fellow DDS bloggers to seek a certiorari from the high court, aiming to dodge Congress’s invitations to discuss fake news. Evidently, facing legislators is more daunting than facing libel charges, as Lopez is also among the plaintiffs in a cyber libel case against Congressman Ace Barbers. 

One might argue that the justice system is alive and kicking, given Lopez’s litigious escapades. Yet, his circle continues to hurl critiques at the current administration, perhaps mistaking the courtroom for a stage and themselves for the main act. In this legal theater, the lines between plaintiff and performer blur, leaving us all wondering: who’s really holding the script?