NEW YORK, New York ( The Adobo Chronicles® ) – If you have been diagnosed with hypertension, or you simply experience an occasional elevation of your blood pressure, there’s good news (or bad, depending on how you look at it).
Johns Hopkins University neuroscientist Dr. Solomon H. Snyder was able to prove in extensive research that hydrogen sulfide, a chemical found in fart, was proven to relax the blood vessels and prevent hypertension.
But don’t throw away those blood pressure medications yet. Not until your next doctor’s appointment. But start looking for places where you can regularly hang out to to smell fart.
Meanwhile, The Adobo Chronicles® learned that biotech giant Genentech is working on a new product that will soon be distributed worldwide. It will be marketed under the label ‘Fart in a Bottle.’ It comes with a spray pump that can be used to dispense the fart directly into the nostrils, just like the flu mist.
SAN JOSÉ, Costa Rica (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – In 2010, conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh promised that if Obamacare became law in the U.S., he would leave the country and move to Costa Rica in 5 years.
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