Category Archives: Health & Medicine

Donald Trump Explains His Constant Sniffling During Debate With Clinton

image.jpegNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Millions who watched Monday night’s presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton noticed something unusual with the Republican candidate: he was constantly sniffling.

Did he have a cold? Was he suffering from allergies?

The Adobo Chronicles caught up with Trump just before he boarded his limousine after he exited Hofstra University, and we asked him what was going on.

Trump said he caught Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia bug at the start of the debate. “It problably happened when she shook my hand on stage,” he said.

(Mrs. Clinton was recently diagnosed with pneumonia which caused her to cut short her attendance at the 911 commemoration in New York earlier this month.)

We are still fact-checking Trump’s claim. Stay tuned.

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Centers For Disease Control Investigating Cases Of Trump-Related Panic Attack Disorder

image.jpegATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – The U.S.  Centers for Disease Control (CDC) is now investigating hundreds of reported cases of panic attack disorder which seems to be reaching pandemic proportions in the country.

Based on emergency room admissions in the last few months, the CDC is analyzing cases where patients presenting themselves to hospitals and clinics manifest a common pattern.

The cases start with individuals feeling dizzy, followed by escalation of blood pressure, heart palpitations and vision problems.  Others have complained about shortness of breath.

An analysis of ER cases seems to indicate that 98 percent of patients are Democrats, fearful that Republican candidate Donald Trump will win over Hillary Clinton in the November presidential elections.

Many of the patients admitted to the ER have complained that their symptoms began when they read Nate Silver’s predictions that the presidential race is either tied or is leaning towards a Trump victory.

Patients have been advised to sign up for meditation classes or anxiety and panic support groups, preferably with other patients who are self-confessed Democrats.

CNN’s chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta is said to be preparing for an exclusive investigative series on this new phenomenon which is expected to air the day before the first presidential debate next week between Clinton and Trump.

 

Donald Trump Releases Medical Record, Testosterone Levels High

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – In a taped interview for Dr. Oz’s television show, Republican presidential candidate surprised the doctor host by showing him a letter detailing some aspects of his medical record.

The letter showed that Trump is in good physical health, except for being overweight, taking medication to manage his cholesterol, and for having high levels of testosterone.

The testosterone imbalance explains Trump’s love-hate relationships with women, including his ex-wives, his opponent Hillary Clinton, as well as FOX News anchor Megyn Kelly.

The letter from Trump’s doctor, while detailing his physical health, did not mention anything about his mental health.

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