Imee Marcos as Senate President? What a thrilling plot twist—straight out of a teleserye, but with more dynastic flair!

According to her, some senators approached her about it. Approached where, though? In a dream? A seance? Imagine: Bongbong as President, Imee as Senate President, and Martin Romualdez as Speaker. It’s like the Avengers, if the Avengers all shared the same last name and controlled three branches of government.

And who stands between them and total power? Sara Duterte, the lone wall between the Marcoses and a family reunion in Malacañang. But what if she resigns… or worse, suffers a tragic apple-choking incident during a merienda? Then Imee, her “BFF,” becomes VP. A Bongbong-Imee administration—like The Parent Trap, but with national consequences.

Philippine politics, truly where satire writes itself, and nepotism is just another family value. Stay tuned, this teleserye’s just getting started.

(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)

In a stunning display of Wala Akong Pake Energy, Sara Duterte stripped the Office of the Vice President seal off her podium like it was an annoying price tag on a designer bag she didn’t even want. “Replace it with the Office of the President seal!” she declared, as if changing job titles were as easy as updating your LinkedIn profile.

Spectators gawked, unsure if they were witnessing a political statement or a particularly aggressive garage sale. Rumors swirled: Was this the beginning of a graceful resignation or a not-so-graceful I’m-taking-over cosplay?

Critics screamed “usurpation!”, while Sara shrugged, already imagining herself giving speeches from Malacañang’s front steps. If nothing else, she reminded the country that in Philippine politics, reality often outpaces satire—and sometimes all it takes to trigger a constitutional crisis is a stubborn woman, a microphone, and a podium with suspiciously empty real estate.