Category Archives: Government

Hollywood Actor Jackie Chan Named China’s Ambassador To The Philippines

BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Hong Kong Bureau) -Chinese President Xi Jinping has announced the appointment of Jackie Chan as his country’s new Ambassador to the Philippines.

The announcement came as Rodrigo Duterte visited China for bilateral talks with Xi Jinping.

The Hong Kong-born Hollywood actor presented his credentials to Duterte and Senator Bong Go. Afterwards, the threesome posed for the cameras with the infamous Duterte fist.

In appointing Chan, the Beijing government said it needed to designate someone who could ease growing tensions between China and the Philippines over the terrotorial dispute in the West Philippine Sea.

For his part,  Duterte said that Chan is well-loved by the Filipinos — regardless of political affiliation — so having him as Ambassador will lessen the animosity towards China, especially among Duterte’s critics.

 

MMDA Supports Senator Grace Poe’s Solution To EDSA Traffic

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Senator Grace Poe says that granting President Rodrigo Duterte emergency powers is not the solution to the crippling daily traffic gridlock on EDSA.

Instead, Poe and her Committee on Public Services proposed the construction of elevated walkways along the entire stretch of the busy thoroughfare.

Upon hearing of the committee’s proposal, the technocrats at the Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA) immediately endorsed it and even simulated what EDSA would look like on a rainy, early morning commute day.  The result was staggering, as can be seen in the above photo.

Why did it take so long for our politicians and technocrats to come up with this sure-fire solution to EDSA’s insurmountable traffic problem?

 

Senator Manny Pacquiao: Yes To Monarchy!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The movement for a shift from a Presidential to a Federal form of government may have met its worthy match, thanks to Senator Manny Pacquiao.

Obviously frustrated at the slow pace of efforts towards Philippine Federalism, the boxer-turned Senator proposed that the country shift to a Monarchy instead.

”After all, mahilig tayo sa mga queens at marami sa ating mga politiko ang naghahari-harian,” he told The Adobo Chronicles. (After all, we adore our queens and many of our politicians like to play king)

No to Federalism! Yes to Monarchy!