Category Archives: Government

CBCP Wants 14th Month Pay To Go Directly To The Catholic Church

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Should the 14th-month pay become part of the law of the land, none of that amount would go directly into the Filipino workers’ pockets. That is, if the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) had its way.

CBCP is proposing that the 14th-month pay be remitted directly to the Catholic Church, as part of its new tithing initiative.

A tithe in most religious groups usually consists of one tenth of a church member’s annual produce or earnings, given in support of the clergy and for other wordly purposes.

CBCB said the mandatory tithing, which will apply only to Catholics,  will replace the Sunday collection.

The idea came from a Nigerian Archbishop who reportedly asked the government to deduct tithe directlly from workers’ salaries.

 

Code White, Code Yellow In Effect In The Philippines For UNDAS

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Health Secretary Francisco Duque III said that all public hospitals will be on “Code White” alert in preparation for any possible emergencies that may happen during the annual observance of All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day this weekend. The commemoration is known locally as UNDAS.

Code White means those who are off duty are on-call for any emergency situations.

In addition, Duque urged all hospitals, public and private, to be on “Code Yellow” in anticipation of possible mental lapses or breakdowns by members of the political opposition.

Responding to a question by The Adobo Chronicles, Duque said symptoms of mental emergency include clueless and incoherent public statements by the Yellows such as those recently attributed to Vice President Leni Robredo, Senator Kiko Pangilinan, Florin Hilbay, JC Punongbayan and Leah Navarro.

The public is urged to report any Yellows exhibiting the above symptoms to the DOH UNDAS hotline immediately.

Leni Robredo Accepts Duterte’s Drug Czar Challenge

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Leni Robredo has finally responded to President Rodrigo Duterte’s challenge that she assume the position of Philippine Drug Czar for 6 months.

In a statement released to the media, Robredo said:

”I am humbled by the President’s offer for me to be his Drug Czar even for just six months.  I wholeheartedly accept.

It has always been my dream to be the CEO of the country’s leading drug store chain, Mercury Drug.  I know I can utilize my enormous talent to ensure that the drugs made available to the Filipino masses are always “bago (new).”

It is about time that our government pay full attention to the plight of the less fortunate among our countrymen.

I promise that in the next 6 months, Mercury Drug will beat out all its biggest competitors, including Watson’s.”