QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Philippine Vice President Leni Robredo has a comeback for her critics who call her “boba” (stupid), including Foreign Affairs Secretary Teddy Boy Locsin.
Robredo took to her social media account to boast of her book collection to prove that she is as intelligent and well-read as any of the country’s brilliant politicians.
What an impressive list she has — books authored by Hillary Clinton, Barack and Michelle Obama, Maya Angelou and Nelson Mandela.
Also included in her precious collection are the late Miriam Defensor Santiago’s book, “Stupid is Forever,” and “Sa Gitna ng Unos,” a comics book about her former running mate Mar Roxas who lost the 2016 Philippine Presidential Elections to Rodrigo Duterte.
Soon after Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque confirmed in a Malacañang Press Briefing that Rodrigo Duterte will receive a Covid-19 vaccine in private because of his personal choice to be inoculated on his buttocks, photos of the President being vaccinated went viral on the Internet.
The Adobo Chronicles can now confirm that said photos are fake, particularly one that supposedly shows Duterte being injected on his behind.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – While his Vice President, Leni Robredo, has announced that she is willing to be vaccinated for Covid-19 in public, Rodrigo Duterte insists he will do it in private.
The Philippine President, as confirmed by his Spokesperson Harry Roque, will not be inoculated on the deltoid muscle of his upper arm as has been the case with practically all world leaders that have received the vaccine so far. Rather, Duterte will receive the injection on the upper, outer mass of his gluetus maximus.
“For obvious reasons, this cannot be done in public,” Roque said.
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