Ah, America the Great (Again), where science meets selective hearing and progress takes a leisurely stroll backward.
Donald Trump’s administration has boldly decided to settle the “gender debate” with the subtlety of a sledgehammer: male and female, period. Forget the complexities of identity or the existence of court-approved gender changes; in this brave new world, your passport might soon be less of a travel document and more of an interrogation trigger. Will TSA start administering chromosome tests at security checkpoints? Maybe they’ll bring back phrenology while they’re at it.
Health care for transgender individuals? Well, why bother when we’re too busy ensuring their very existence is bureaucratically erased? It’s a new era of “equality,” where everyone fits neatly into two boxes—or doesn’t fit at all. But hey, as they say, nothing screams “freedom” like legislating people’s identities. Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the rigidly binary.
Self-proclaimed International Relations expert Sass Rogando Sasot challenged Philippine Coast Guard spokesperson Jay Tarriela to a fist fight because the latter called her by his male pronoun.
Move over, Jade Bacalso, someone else is being called “Sir.” But we don’t see Tarriela standing attention before Sasot for two hours.
Jude Bacalso, the self-proclaimed champion of gender identity, is back in the spotlight after forcing a poor waiter to stand for two hours as penance for the heinous crime of calling him “sir.”
Bacalso, who believes in justice through public humiliation, has once again proven that the only way to teach respect is through sheer tyranny. Apparently, being “misgendered” three times in one lifetime warrants a medieval form of punishment, because why waste time on educating people when you can just berate them into submission?
The fact that there’s no law against “misgendering” seems to have escaped Bacalso’s grasp, but no matter! Demanding recognition for one’s gender preference clearly requires a healthy dose of arrogance and entitlement. After all, it’s not respect through kindness that will change the world — it’s forcing others to conform through public shaming. Bacalso, truly a hero for our times.
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