MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Earlier, The Adobo Chronicles reported that a Philippine Statistics Authority employee leaked the real of Jollibee, based on his recently-released National ID.
Now, the whole world knows that the fat, happy bee’s full name is Jollibee D. Tuazon.
But netizens wondered what the “D” stands for, which would indicate his mother’s maiden name.
Our Adobo Chronicles investigative journalists went to work today to try to find out.
Jollibee’s middle name is Dimaunahan (can’t be beaten) which jibes well with his reputation of trouncing its No. 1 competitor in the Philippines, McDonald’s.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – For the longest time, Filipinos and foreigners have wondered who is the man behind the popular Jollibee fast food chain. He has always gone with just his first name.
Thanks to the National ID program of the Philippine government, Jollibee applied and received (after almost two years) his official identification document.
An overzealous employee at the Philippine Statistics Authority leaked Jollibee’s surname and middle initial to the media. Now, Jollibee has no choice but go public.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Who is the copycat? The South African man or the Filipino man?
A South African man was recently arrested for eating KFC fried chicken for a whole year, under the guise of being sent by KFC headquarters to check on the quality of food served by a local franchise store.
Reports have it that a Filipino man has been having free chicken joy at a neighborhood Jollibee restaurant in Quezon City for almost a year now, telling employees that he was a Rappler food critic monitoring quality changes in fast food chains’ daily menu servings.
He was reported to the Philippine National Police today after he suspiciously changed his usual order from chicken joy to burger steak.
Moral of the story. Stick to your usual order when eating at Jollibee.
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