Category Archives: Film and TV

ONE MILLION MOMS WANT ABC’S ‘THE MUPPETS’ CANCELLED

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles®) – Calling the show “perverted,” the pro-family group, One Million Moms, wants ‘The Muppets’ cancelled.

The beloved 1970’s puppets return to a new season on ABC starting tonight (Tuesday).

In the run-up to the show’s premiere, ABC’s promotional campaign has focused on Kermit and Miss Piggy’s alleged breakup and subsequent rebound relationships, the porcine star’s promiscuity, Fozzie Bear’s relationship with a woman, and even included an ad with a Kermit clad in only a scarf that brags, “Finally, a network TV show with full frontal nudity.”

Additionally, the new series is introducing a host of new funny characters that ABC hopes would attract viewers of all orientations.  Characters like Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, Bobby Jindal, among others.

ABC has ruined ‘The Muppets,’ the group claimed. “It is no longer the family-oriented show it used to be when it debuted  several decades ago.

LEAKED: WHY SAM SMITH WAS CHOSEN TO WRITE AND RECORD NEW JAMES BOND FILM THEME SONG

Craig, left, and Smith
Craig, left, and Smith

LONDON, U.K.  (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Openly-gay British singer Sam Smith announced he has recorded the theme to the new James Bond flick, “Spectre.”

“This is one of the highlights of my career,” the Grammy Award-winning Smith tweeted Tuesday. “I am honoured to finally announce that I will be singing the next Bond theme song.”

The song, called “Writing’s on the Wall,” will be released September 25. The movie comes out October 26 in the United Kingdom and November 6 in the United States.

Speaking of ‘coming out,’ the reason Smith was chosen to compose and record the theme song is because the latest Agent 007, played by Daniel Craig, turns out to be a closeted gay man.  It is not until the end of the film that he comes out of the closet.

None of the film’s characters suspected that Bond was gay, despite the writings on the wall.

MATT DAMON CHECKS INTO REHAB CLINIC IN LOS ANGELES

Damon, left, and Brown
Damon, left, and Brown

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – It is not uncommon for Hollywood celebrities to check into rehab to deal with drug or alcohol addictions. But tonight, actor/screenwriter/producer Matt Damon checked into a little-known Los Angeles facility that treats patients with diversity cluelessness.

During the season premiere of HBO’s “Project Greenlight,” Damon shut down producer Effie Brown, a black woman, when she suggested that a diverse directing team might be better suited to direct a film whose only black character was a prostitute.

“When we’re talking about diversity, you do it in the casting of the film, not in the casting of the show,” Damon said.

Damon’s comment immediately went viral, with both conservatives and liberals criticizing the white actor for his insensitive take on diversity.

Realizing that his Holllywood career might be on the line and that his millions of fans could abandon him, Damon voluntarily decided to check into the diversity clinic.

The diversity clinic is a facility operated by the NAACP which aims to rehabilitate famous people who suffer from serious symptoms of racial bias and insensitivity.

Damon is expected to check out in two weeks and would be able to continue with his role in “Project Greenlight.”