Ah, Jay Sonza—once a respectable broadcaster, now a full-time purveyor of Facebook fiction and Telegram tall tales. From peddling half-baked conspiracy theories to serving as a mouthpiece for his preferred political overlords, he has truly mastered the art of misinformation.

But his latest stunt—posting fake news about the Pope’s supposed passing—should be the final wake-up call for his remaining, reality-challenged followers. If you still trust him after this, you might as well believe in fairy tales and talking unicorns.

Of course, Sonza swiftly deleted the post, perhaps realizing that even divine intervention couldn’t save him from the embarrassment. But the internet never forgets. At this point, not even his fellow propagandists can deny that his credibility is deader than the Pope he falsely reported on.

May the Almighty have mercy on his soul—because fact-checkers and the public certainly won’t.