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TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX ANNOUNCES NEW SEQUEL TO ‘HOME ALONE’

imageTwentieth Century Fox has just announced that it will soon start filming “Home Alone: Adult Edition” which is based on a real-life event: the 2015 Congressional Benghazi hearing.

The sequel to the popular movie which originally starred the young McCauley Caulkin will feature Hillary Clinton and Congresswoman Martha Roby (R, Alabama) playing themselves.

In the actual hearing held Thursday, Roby asked the former secretary of state whether she was at home, and home alone all night during the moments before and following the attack on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi.

Twentieth Century Fox is confident the new sequel will be a blockbuster.

‘SOUTH PARK’ SUES YELP FOR $20 MILLION

imageSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Yelp Inc. has filed a $10 million dollar lawsuit against the creators of South Park, seeking damages caused by the latest episode of the popular television show which lampooned the customer review and local business rating website.

In response, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated series, filed a $20 Million counter lawsuit claiming that by suing South Park, Yelp has caused them irreparable emotional distress and unnecessary creative distraction.

South Park is also asking the court to order Yelp to pay an additional $10 Million for the publicity received by the rating website as a result of the TV episode.

Paul Horner, who is a spokesman for Yelp, promised to contest the counter lawsuit and urged all Yelp users and critics to go online and give South Park a rating of 1/2 star (out of a possible 5).

Both the Internet and Television worlds are closely watching the lawsuit and counter lawsuit, describing them as a classic battle between “Goliath” and “Goliath.”

WHAT ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WILL SAY TO THOSE WHO WILL BE FIRED IN ‘CELEBRITY APPRENTICE’

maxresdefaultNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles®) – When Celebrity Apprentice returns to NBC for the 2016–17 television season, television audiences will no longer hear the once familiar phrase, “You’re Fired,” now that Donald Trump has been terminated from the show.

The new season will feature former California Governor and international movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger in the the role of CEO who will fire and eliminate contestants from the reality show.

Instead, NBC announced that contestants will be eliminated with Schwarzenegger saying, “You’re terminated!”

But writers and focus groups convened by NBC have a little bit of a problem with “You’re terminated!”

“It’s not catchy, not sexy at all,” they said in total agreement.

Although the phrase has a natural connection to the movie series that Schwarzenegger is closely identified with — “Terminator” — writers and focus group members felt the show needed something that would easily standout and be the new show’s memorable trademark.

Today, NBC announced that it has found the perfect phrase to replace, “You’re fired!”

That phrase is:

“Hasta la vista, baby!”

It is “You’re fired,” “You’re terminated,” “You’re out of here,” “See ya later,” all combined.  And it will appeal to all audiences, including  Spanish-speaking television viewers across the globe.