Category Archives: Business

CONGRESS MULLS STIFF PENALTY FOR PASSENGERS CAUSING FLIGHT DIVERSIONS OVER LEGROOM ISSUES

imageWashington, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – In just the last couple of weeks, three U.S. airline flights were diverted and delayed due to issues involving irate passengers making a big fit over legroom.

In the latest incident, a Delta Airlines flight from New York’s LaGuardia Airport to West Palm Beach, Florida, was forced to land in Jacksonville, Florida, after a passenger became violent when the woman sitting in front of her tried to recline her seat.

To curb the growing reclining seat incidents on board U.S. flights, a bill has been proposed in Congress to set a very stiff penalty to any passenger who causes a flight delay or diversion.

House  Speaker John Boehner said that these diversions are costing taxpayers a lot of money while inconveniencing flight travelers, especially Republican legislators and lobbyists who have to make frequent trips to and from Washington, D.C. as well as to their local districts to attend political fundraisers.

When asked about the penalty, Boehner said, “Anyone found guilty of a legroom-related flight diversion will be put on a plane to Japan and back, strapped to the middle seat of a plane chartered by Sumo wrestlers.

The proposed bill appears to have full bi-partisan backing.

 

 

 

ADOBO CHRONICLES EXCLUSIVE: A SNEAK PEAK AT THE NEW iPHONE 6

imageCupertino, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – The official unveiling of the new iPhone 6 is not until September 9, but Apple has given The Adobo Chronicles a rare, exclusive sneak peek at the new device.

Our verdict:

The new iPhone 6 is thinner, wider, more colorful and comes with the longest battery life ever in the history of mobile devices. It’s easy to use (even a one year-old toddler can learn to use it immediately) and share.  If lost or damaged, the device will be immediately replaced – no need to buy Apple Care (extended warranty).

Other great features include: color-coded bookmark, voice-activated password protection and cloud-less file storage. What’s more, it comes with the power of a bookbook!

Overall, it is the best mobile device ever invented. Here is an an exclusive video.

 

MICROSOFT, APPLE ENGAGE IN CONDOM WAR (PARENTAL GUIDANCE)

imageRedmond, Washington (The Adobo Chronicles) – Microsoft’s Bill Gates has announced that his foundation has awarded a $100,000 grant to a university in Australia to research and produce skin-like condoms as a way to encourage more people to have safer sex, thus reducing the incidence of HIV/AIDS and other sexually-transmitted diseases.

Gates said he understands that the overwhelming objection to the use of condoms is the fact that sex partners can’t feel the true sensation they otherwise would get from unprotected sex. The skin-like condoms are expected to be ultra thin while still being break-free.

Reacting to the news, Microsoft’s main competitor Apple  said that it will purchase the skin-like condoms in bulk to use in the manufacture of its next generation iPhone and iPads.  Apple CEO Tim Cook said that the skin-like condoms would make for effective and durable film for its iPhone and iPad screens. “They would make touch screen technology a true state-of-the-art while still affording mobile device users the ability to feel the natural sensation of the finger touch,” Cook said.