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Online Seller Offers Amazing Product To Eliminate Self-Esteem!

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In the bizarre world of online shopping, a seller peddling snap-on silicone dentures has boldly emerged, like a dental superhero with questionable powers. 

Their Facebook ad, a masterpiece crafted by an ad agency apparently on a Caribbean vacation, promises a self-esteem demolition in seconds. Because who wouldn’t want to shell out big bucks for a product that guarantees an instant transformation into a toothless wonder? It’s the kind of purchase that makes you question not only your financial decisions but also the very fabric of human vanity. 

After all, who needs self-esteem when you can have snap-on dentures that scream, “I embrace the absurdity of life, one tooth at a time”?

Business, Food

Netizens: Bring Back The Chow In ChowKing!

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In a backfiring case of corporate crisis (mis)management, ChowKing recently issued a public statement addressing an out-of-store order-taking practice at one of its branches. 

However, what was meant to be a damage control masterpiece ended up resembling a fast-food Shakespearean tragedy.

The statement inadvertently shifted the public’s focus from the location blunder to the real heart of the matter: ChowKing’s questionable culinary offerings. Netizens, armed with keyboards and a hunger for justice, took the opportunity to dissect the fast-food giant’s menu with surgical precision.

Unreasonable prices? Check. Portions that make a thumb-sized appetizer seem like a feast? Double check. Rancid chicken? A triple check. And let’s not forget the oily pancit canton, which could rival an oil spill in its environmental impact.

It appears that ChowKing underestimated the power of the internet’s food critics, who care more about what they’re served than where they order it. 

Perhaps next time, the company should focus on enhancing its recipes rather than crafting statements that unintentionally turn them into the laughing stock of the online foodie community.

Beauty, Business, International

Michelle Dee’s Family To Buy Miss Universe Organization?

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The Miss Universe Organization is reportedly on the verge of being acquired by none other than Miss Philippines herself, Michelle Marquez Dee. 

This development comes right on the heels of Dee allegedly being a victim of a cooking show when she was deprived of a Top 5 spot.

The MUO, owned by Thai transgender activist Anne Jakrajutatip, has filed for bankruptcy protection in the days before the El Salvador pageant.

Unbeknownst to many, Dee’s family fortune isn’t just rooted in beauty and grace but extends to the realm of banking, as they allegedly own China Bank. Sources say that Dee, tired of the traditional route to the crown, has decided to take matters into her own hands and buy the prestigious pageant.

With the Philippine beauty queen’s family wealth backing her, Dee seems set to revolutionize the pageant world. 

Rumors are swirling that the swimsuit competition might be replaced with a high-stakes banking challenge, where contestants will be judged on their ability to balance a checkbook and navigate the treacherous waters of global finance. 

If the deal goes through, the Miss Universe Organization may soon find itself under new management, with beauty queens swapping tiaras for financial statements.