Category Archives: Arts

Can We Just Leave Pura Luka Alone?

Once again, Filipino drag artist Pura Luka finds himself in hot water, not for the killer makeup skills, but for daring to be fabulous in a society that’s still stuck in the Dark Ages. 

It’s high time religious and self-righteous groups trade in their pitchforks for a sense of humor and a dash of tolerance. 

While the Constitution guarantees religious freedom, it seems some folks missed the memo on respecting other people’s rights to express themselves. Drag art isn’t out to topple temples or tarnish holy texts; it’s about glitter, glamour, and smashing gender norms. Claiming that drag diminishes the stature of religious groups is like saying wearing a funky hat undermines the Vatican. 

If atheists can resist the urge to sue every time a church bell rings, maybe it’s time the holier-than-thou crowd learns to live and let Luka lip-sync in peace.

METRO MANILA FLIMsy FESTIVAL!

In a dazzling display of cinematic self-awareness, the Metro Manila Film Festival (MMFF) continues to prove that in the Philippines, we don’t just settle for mediocrity – we celebrate it. Who needs thought-provoking narratives or Oscar-worthy performances when we can have slapstick comedies that tickle our bones and love teams that defy the laws of on-screen chemistry?

Forget about demanding quality; let’s embrace the magic of fake box office gross sales and marvel at the artistry of inflated numbers. After all, who cares about substance when we can revel in the glory of on and off-screen love couples, present and past, gracing our screens like royalty?

In the grand tradition of celebrating the absurd, the MMFF stands tall, proving that we truly deserve the cinematic masterpieces we patronize. So, here’s to another year of mindless entertainment, where artistic integrity takes a back seat, and we bask in the glory of our unapologetically shallow choices. 

Welcome to Philippine cinema – where our standards are as low as the box office figures are high. Cheers to embracing the absurdity!

Madam Tussauds To Welcome Kathniel!

The iconic wax museum Madame Tussauds in Hong Kong has announced its latest addition to its star-studded lineup: Kathniel’s wax figures. Because nothing says cultural significance like the immortalization of a celebrity couple in wax, right? 

Move over, Manny Pacquiao, Pia Wurtzbach, Catriona Gray and Anne Curtis; make way for the stars of countless teleseryes and romantic comedies!

Experts are already speculating that the Kathniel wax figures will revolutionize the museum experience, offering visitors the chance to witness the uncanny resemblance of Daniel Padilla and Kathryn Bernardo frozen in a state of perpetual charm. 

Filipino fans are celebrating despite the breakup of their darling couple. On the other hand, critics are left wondering if Madame Tussauds has mistaken soap opera popularity for historical significance. 

Nevertheless, brace yourselves, world – the Kathniel fever is now officially immortalized in wax, proving once and for all that celebrity culture knows no bounds.