by Steven Pabalinas, AC Team
Donald Trump, ever the showman, made history once again—not for a wall, but for a whirlwind.
Within hours of retaking the Oval Office, the newly minted 47th President signed over 20 Executive Orders, one of which, we suspect, was a directive to replace Air Force One’s seating with gold-plated recliners.
A man of action—or at least of Sharpie flourishes—Trump’s frenetic signing spree has left many wondering: has he already “Made America Great Again Again”? If so, shouldn’t he gracefully retire to Mar-a-Lago, the gilded Valhalla of golf carts and Diet Cokes, claiming his legacy as the shortest-serving U.S. president?
Imagine the headlines: “Trump’s Two-Day Term: The Best in History, Many People Are Saying.” Surely, this would inflate his ego beyond its already stratospheric proportions. After all, why slog through a full term when he can sign, brag, and bow out as the ultimate overachiever? Mission accomplished, folks.
Elon Musk’s “bangag” (high on drugs) moment at Trump’s inauguration—eyes glazed, expression straight out of a sci-fi fever dream—became an internet classic. No AI, no Photoshop, just raw, unscripted Elon basking in the absurdity of it all.
Millions watched, laughed, and turned him into memes faster than Tesla’s stock dips after a weird tweet. But enter the Philippine political scene: a fabricated Bongbong Marcos “polvoron” video, courtesy of his critics who were clearly out of snacks and ideas. The video tried hard to be the next internet sensation but ended up as stale as week-old polvoron. Unlike Musk’s authentic eccentricity, this clip screamed “fake news,” with AI so overworked it probably demanded hazard pay.
Musk didn’t need editing to go viral; his aura alone did the job. Meanwhile, the Marcos video now rests in digital purgatory, proof that not all attempts at fakery are created equal. Some should’ve just stayed drafts.
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