NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) – Move over, Maria Ressa. Leni Robredo is fast-catching up with international awards and recognition.
The ex-Philippine Vice President has just been named to the prestigious TOFA (Ten Outstanding Fake Achievers) Awards. She will receive a pure gold medal of honor plus $100,000 in cash, tax-free!
The defeated (2022) Philippine presidential candidate has brought honor to Filipinos with her fake claims about former President Rodrigo Duterte’s drug war, about being the mother of her country and her impressive accomplishments to uplift the lives of her countrymen through her signature program, Angat Buhay.
In a world full of groundbreaking leaders and trailblazers, Leni Robredo emerges as a true champion of… well, we’re not exactly sure. With her unparalleled ability to make speeches that leave audiences questioning the meaning of life, Robredo has undoubtedly made significant contributions to the Filipino nation – in the realm of unintentional comedy. From her iconic “waiting for the bus” photo ops to her uncanny talent for stating the obvious, Robredo has certainly provided Filipinos with endless hours of entertainment. Who needs meaningful achievements when you can have viral memes and viral speeches? Kudos to you, Leni Robredo, for reminding us that laughter truly is the best medicine, even if it comes at the expense of your political credibility.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Filipinos will walk a mile, even give up 7 months of salary, just to own the new iPhone 15 Pro Max. This, according to a random poll conducted by The Adobo Chronicles on the day Apple unveiled its latest iPhone model.
The top-of-the-line iPhone 15, with 1TB (that’s terabytes) of memory will retail at P108,990 — that’s equivalent to 7 months salary of the average Filipino worker.
Does this mean Filipinos will stop complaining about the price per kilo of rice?
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