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Mark Your Calendars: February 2018 Only Has 27 Days

7A3D3FC7-08FF-4CCF-A3E3-A30970AE045CBEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) – Once every four years, the calendar counts 366 days in a year, as opposed to the usual 365 days.  It’s because every four years is a leap year which means there are 29, instead of 28 days in February.

But lo and behold, the year 2018 (not a leap year) only has 364 days because February 14 has been scratched from the calendar.

It is a phenomenon that has baffled historians, politicians, sociologists and religious leaders.

To add insult to injury, Ferbruary 14 this year is not only Valentine’s Day but also Ash Wednesday. The Catholic Church has urged its followers to skip Valentine’s celebration in  order to appropriately commemorate Ash Wednesday, a day of fasting and abstinence.

Canada Will Honor Helicopter Sale To Philippines, Promises To Take Back Trash

AFCD75E3-D2B8-4DBA-8DF0-F55C9A7C287ATORONTO, Canada  (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) – The Canadian government has ordered a review of the purchase of  Bell 412 EPI by the Philippine government amid concerns that it will be used against local insurgents.

In response, the Philippine Department of Defense that it will purchase the combat helicopters elsewhere should Canada cancel the sale.

Upon hearing the Philippine response, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau apologized for his country’s threat and begged President Rodrigo Duterte not to seek to purchase the equipment elsewhere.

D4622E4D-69EF-4F33-B3D8-701BBDA79E89In a show of good faith,  Trudeau promised that Canada will take back  the back the disputed trash it exported to the Philippines years ago under the guise of recyclable plastics. It was a sore thumb in Philippines-Canada relations.

Do we have a deal?

 

 

Duterte Special Assistant Bong Go Interested In Being President, Not Senator

1B5A1863-1C40-4EDB-850D-150C52DFCF81MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Special Assistant to the President Secretary Bong Go on Wednesday said President Rodrigo Duterte was only joking that his appearance at the proposed legislative inquiry on the controversial P15.5-billion frigate acquisition project of the Philippine Navy can be his ticket to a Senate seat.

“I would like to publicly state that I am not interested in running for a Senate seat,” Go said in a statement.

Go said Duterte only mentioned the matter “in jest” during the 116th anniversary celebration of the Bureau of Customs (BOC) “in view of my demand to the Senate to conduct a full blown public hearing and get to the bottom of the frigate controversy.”

But in an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, Go clarified that while he wasn’t interested in being a Senator, he’s seriously considering becoming President when Duterte’s term expires in 2022.

”By then, I would have mastered the ins and outs of being President. I’m practically being groomed for the job by Duterte,” he said.

We’d like to suggest a campaign meme for Duterte’s right-hand man:

”Go, Bong!”