All posts by Pol Pinoy

The Unli Rice Phenomenon

Ah, the Filipino unli rice phenomenon—proof that carbs are our love language. For the price of one grilled chicken leg, you gain access to an endless cascade of white, fluffy mountains. Who needs fancy buffets when you’ve got Mang Inasal, where a rice refiller is more attentive than most romantic partners? Forget portion control; this is where the real culinary Olympics happen—plate after plate, a glorious carb marathon.

But trust the Filipino to level up the game. Why stop at eating their rice when you can bring your own? A discreet pot of kanin smuggled in your eco bag, paired with that free soup—voilà, a budget banquet. No corkage fee, no shame.

Unli rice isn’t just a meal; it’s a cultural statement. It’s the great equalizer, a way to say, “No matter what life throws at us, at least we’ll never run out of rice.”

An Ode To Paid Vloggers

Oh, behold the vlogger, noble and shrewd,

A chameleon wrapped in clickbait’s crude hue.

From left to right, they sway with ease,

Their loyalty tied to whoever pays fees.

One day a patriot, fierce and devout,

Next, a critic, casting loyalists out.

Preaching to choirs or sparking dissent,

Their sermons are shaped by who’ll pay the rent.

Truth? A quaint relic, a bothersome chore,

When outrage and drama unlock the store.

Their gospel isn’t justice, honor, or pride,

It’s views, it’s shares, it’s metrics worldwide.

“Engagement is king!” they gleefully crow,

Whether fueled by love or vitriolic woe.

For every triggered comment, every fiery spat,

Is another sweet cha-ching in their digital hat.

So here’s to the vlogger, the mercenary bard,

Flipping convictions isn’t really that hard.

For in their cathedral of ad revenue,

The only belief? “What’s in it for you?”

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