Next stop on the Magical Mystery Tour of Philippine geography: Mayon Volcano in Naga City!

Yes, first it was Mocha Uson who treated the map like a coloring book, proudly relocating Mayon to Camarines Sur. Now, Daily Tribune has joined the “Reimagine Bicol” campaign, boldly placing the iconic volcano in Naga City.

At this rate, we fully expect Mt. Apo to pop up in Boracay by next week, and Taal Volcano to be spotted beside SM Mall of Asia. Why let cartographers have all the fun when we can crowdsource the archipelago’s layout with random press releases and Facebook posts?

The new rule: if you say it with confidence, it must be true. Who needs geography when you have vibes? By 2026, don’t be surprised if Mayon makes its way to Manila Bay—perfect for selfies with the Dolomite Beach. After all, the Philippines isn’t just more fun—it’s more flexible!