Sara Duterte has a higher calling now—defending her father at the International Criminal Court (ICC). As a devoted daughter and a self-proclaimed legal expert, she must focus all her energy on this noble cause.

Being Vice President is clearly a distraction! How can she possibly juggle both roles efficiently? Defending a former president from crimes against humanity isn’t just another weekend hobby—it requires full commitment!

Besides, her well-documented temper might not sit well with the ICC judges. A few anger management sessions could prevent her from shouting “P***ng ina mo!” in open court, which, let’s face it, could lead to contempt charges.

Resignation isn’t just advisable—it’s the patriotic thing to do! And hey, if she steps down, her impeachment becomes irrelevant. That’s one less problem for the country! A true win-win for everyone—especially for Sara.