(AC geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra contributed to this report)
- Zelensky ignored The White House Protocol Office’s request for him to wear a suit.
- Trump was all the more outraged upon learning Zelensky bought his black, military-style outfit from Temu instead of Amazon.
- Zelensky didn’t come with an interpreter. Trump and Vance couldn’t quite understand the Ukrainian president with his heavy accent.
- First Lady Melania Trump prepared some tea and cookies for Mrs. Zelensky who was a no-show.
- Zelensky didn’t come with a pleasing gift for Trump. No vodka. Not even Easter eggs. Zelensky just presented Trump with the championship belt of Ukrainian boxer Oleksandr Usyk.
- Whenever Trump spoke, The White House web site was overwhelmed with “haha” emojis, compared to the hearts and thumbs up whenever Zelensky was speaking.
- Vance was bitter that Zelensky never said “thank you” to his boss for U.S. help extended to Ukraine which Trump had absolutely nothing to do with.
- Zelensky, during The White House welcome ceremony, executed a Sieg Heil salute to the U.S. flag.
- Elon Musk’s son who was in the Oval Office during the visit, cried in fear upon seeing Zelensky.
- A member of the press was overheard saying that Zelensky was more good-looking than Trump and Vance combined.
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