Pastor Apollo Quiboloy, the self-proclaimed Appointed Son of God and Most Wanted Son of the FBI, has apparently decided that the key to his senatorial dreams lies in… Times Square? Yes, in a dazzling display of either supreme confidence or utter desperation, he’s put up a giant campaign billboard in New York City, hoping a few thousand eligible Filipino voters will somehow override the 67 million back home. Maybe he thinks Broadway magic can turn an arrest warrant into a Senate seat?

But let’s ask the real question: who paid for this? With his assets frozen in both the Philippines and the U.S., did this billboard descend from heaven, fully paid for in divine currency? Or is this Quiboloy’s way of trolling the FBI—like a fugitive flashing a neon “Catch Me If You Can” sign? Either way, one thing’s certain: this campaign is reaching for the heavens… or at least, for delusions of grandeur.