In an unprecedented display of professionalism, the Philippine Vice President has pioneered a new form of public discourse: social media roast battles. Gone are the days when the second highest official of the land would focus on policies, governance, or even just basic decorum. Instead, we’re treated to a masterclass in playground insults.
Why bother with political decorum when you can critique fashion choices, right? Who needs reasoned debate when you can showcase your secret obsession with designer handbags?
Forget about the nation’s problems—what really matters is your opponent’s accessories! In a time where the country is grappling with significant challenges, at least we can take solace in the fact that our Vice President is taking up the noble cause of *dragging people online*. It’s refreshing, really—a modern, digital democracy where ad hominems and Louis Vuitton take precedence over integrity and accountability. Truly, leadership redefined.
The Adobo Chronicles 