Bianca Tan, our illustrious valedictorian, recently voiced her dismay when a humble motorcycle rider refused her grandiose offer of payment via debit card.

One might wonder, did she genuinely expect the rider to whip out a portable card swipe machine or, better yet, an archaic paper card presser to meticulously capture her prestigious BDO account number?

Oh, the plight of the modern intellectual in a world so unforgivably behind the times! Surely, her valedictory address must be a treasure trove of such enlightened thoughts. Perhaps in her speech, she expounded on the urgent need for motorcycle riders to upgrade their payment systems or, more realistically, to carry a small fleet of banking equipment. If only we had a transcript, we could better comprehend the genius of expecting a roadside rider to conform to the financial conveniences of the elite.

Here’s to Bianca, a beacon of modernity in a quaintly primitive world!