In an astonishing turn of events, the world marveled at Canadian singer Celine Dion’s rapid mastery of the French language, all to deliver a stirring rendition of “L’Hymne à l’Amour” at the Paris Olympics.

Esteemed journalist Rafael Suarez, Jr., in his latest post, hailed her linguistic prowess, leaving fans agog.

But, lo and behold, Suarez was wielding satire as deftly as the Olympic torch itself! This revelation landed like a pratfall at a dignified ballet, echoing the absurdity of the much-maligned “Last Supper” tableau at the opening ceremonies.

The moral of this tangled tale? Satire comprehension should be mandatory in the school curriculum. Misreading satire can lead to global faux pas, akin to mistaking a slapstick routine for Shakespeare.

So, let’s spare ourselves future embarrassments and get savvy with our sarcasm. After all, no one wants to be the punchline of the world’s next big joke.