In a shocking turn of events, SMNI News has been banned from covering President Bongbong Marcos’ SONA next week. The announcement was made by no less than P1 Million per month-paid consultant Jay Sonza, who confirmed the news in a Facebook post.

The reason for the ban remains unclear, but speculation is rife that it involves a mix-up with their press credentials and an overzealous security guard.

Meanwhile, in an unexpected twist of fate, Rappler has been granted accreditation to cover the event. The irony of the situation is not lost on the public, as the once-embattled news outlet is now set to report on the very administration that has had its share of contentious moments with the media.

Oh, how the world turns. Stay tuned to The Adobo Chronicles for more updates on this developing story.