A Netizen Shares His Harrowing Experience With Technology

I was visiting a friend at his house when he asked me why I was speaking very softly.

I said I was afraid that Mark Zuckerberg was listening.

My friend laughed.

I laughed.

Siri laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Even Waze whom I forgot to switch off laughed.

My friend and I both clapped. The lights turned off!

The next day, I shared my experience on Facebook and Twitter. My account was suspended for violating community standards!

An Ode To The First Lady And A Gentleman

In the Palace hall of grand debate,

A gesture fine, but quite ornate,

A glass of wine, a sip so pure,

To show a bond that’s deep and sure.

“Here, dear First Lady, take a taste,”

With gallant flair and solemn haste,

The Senate’s head, with wine in hand,

Proclaimed a bond across the land.

She sipped, she smiled, returned the glass,

A symbol strong of power’s class.

Eastern rites, with honor steeped,

And intimacies subtly peeped.

In ancient courts, they’d toast the king,

A pledge of life and everything.

At weddings too, the lovers drink,

From shared cups, their hearts in sync.

Even Jesus let His Disciples drink from His cup,

So let no one bring intrigue to make up.

Let It Be Told: Pinoys Correctly Pronounce “Google”

Imagine the grand tale of a tech behemoth built on a typo! Yes, the mighty Google, the lifeline of modern digital existence, began as a humble misspelling.

The visionaries behind it, intending to christen their search engine “Googol,” after the term for the number 1 followed by 100 zeros, stumbled over their keyboards.

Fatefully, “Google” was born when someone slipped up while checking domain availability. To their delight (or perhaps confusion), the domain was free, and founder Larry Page, embracing the serendipity, registered it instantly.

Fast forward to today, and “Google it” has become the universal command for “search it online,” outstripping its numerical origins.

And as for Filipinos, who might trip over pronouncing “Googol,” this gaffe turned to glory—they nail “Google” perfectly.

Thus, a simple spelling error transformed into a global lexicon, proving that even the smallest mistakes can lead to colossal triumphs.