In the fantastical realm of Philippine politics, the Duterte dynasty has reached new heights of familial nepotism. With Sara Duterte as president, and her father Rodrigo and siblings Paolo and Baste comfortably nestled in Senate seats, one might wonder if there’s room for anyone else.

Enter Kitty Duterte, the 19-year-old black sheep of the family. While her kin are busy crafting laws and steering the nation, Kitty has chosen a different path: the glitzy world of entertainment. Known more for her rhinoplasty, jawtox, and lip fillers than for any legislative ambition, Kitty eschews the political circus for the glamour of the runway.

Perhaps she dreams of joining the ranks of Vice Ganda, Heart Evangelista, and Pia Wurtzbach, leaving the heavy lifting of governance to her more politically-inclined relatives.

Cheers to Kitty, who proves that not every Duterte has to wield a gavel; some are content with a perfectly contoured face.