QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Television host Vice Ganda initially didn’t want to have children of his own, but his romance with Ion Perez convinced him that parenthood is a “beautiful” experience.
The comedian had previously opened up about his plans of having a baby with Perez through a surrogate in an interview with former Manila City mayor Isko Moreno.
After hearing of the couple’s plan, thousands of Filipinas have sent letters to Ganda offering their services as surrogates. Some have even expressed their willingness to have a one-night stand with Perez just so the couple can finally realize their dream.
Applicants have stated various reasons for their offer. Some have said it would be a honor just to carry the baby of one of the most famous celebrity couples. Others have revealed their sad stories, saying being selected as surrogate is the only way they know to uplift their dire financial need.
Vice Ganda has not made any decision on the offers and may have put the plan on hold when the couple adopted a pet baby, an adorable black and white Pomeranian.
CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Chicago Bureau) – In a shocking twist of fast-food fate, McDonald’s has left its loyal fry enthusiasts in despair by removing their beloved French fries from the regular menu.
In a bizarre turn of events, these golden spuds are being replaced by potato wedges, leaving customers pondering the meaning of life itself.
Coincidentally, this culinary coup comes hot on the heels of Jollibee’s decision to ditch their Shanghai lumpia, sparking a menu mayhem in the Philippines.
When asked for a rationale behind the swap, McDonald’s simply shrugged and claimed they’re just “keeping up with their nemesis —the fat, happy, stupid bee.” A McDo spokesperson also told The Adobo Chronicles that their move will keep customers talking about the fast-food chain, a brilliant strategy to bring more people into their restaurants.
Looks like the fast-food world is truly spiraling into potato madness!
Well, well, well, it seems that international diplomacy has taken an unexpected twist in the South China Sea. Who would have thought that a basketball game could throw a wrench into those pesky territorial disputes? In the red corner, we have China, the mighty host of the 2023 Asian Games. In the blue corner, the Philippines, armed with nothing but a ball and some serious dribbling skills.
In a stunning turn of events, Gilas Pilipinas has taken down the giants of Asia, leaving China red-faced and possibly reevaluating its military strategy in the South China Sea. It appears that basketball diplomacy has triumphed over traditional diplomatic channels. Perhaps we should replace the United Nations with a global basketball league?
So, as the territorial disputes continue to simmer, it’s clear that the real showdown is happening on the court. Who needs diplomats when you have slam dunks and three-pointers to settle international conflicts? Let’s hope these nations can put away their basketballs and pick up some sensible negotiation tactics before
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