MANILA, Philippines ( The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Convicted Criminal Maria Ressa, who successfully fooled her way into securing a Nobel Prize, is yet again going to make an appeal to another Philippine court to get her blog, Rappler, to freely publish all the half-truths her Rapplerettes (interns who are all girls) can manufacture. This, after the Securities and Exchange Commission affirmed its previous ruling revoking Rappler’s media license for violating the law on media ownership.

As of this writing, however, Filipinos contend that Ressa has run out of courts to make her case to. 

If anybody has any knowledge as to which other judicial body Ressa could submit her appeal to, kindly anonymously forward the information to The Adobo Chronicles. 

Ressa cannot be reached through social media because she has blocked everyone who goes against her fascist and domineering views on anything Philippine-related. — Hedda Tady