MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Incoming Press Secretary Trixie Cruz-Angeles is proving her diplomatic mettle in her decision to accommodate both mainstream news media and bloggers/vloggers in as far as membership in the Malacañang Press Corps is concerned.

The elite news media have not been receptive to the idea of including bloggers/vloggers in the MPC.

So in a brilliant compromise, Cruz-Angeles has decided to create two separate MPCs.

The bloggers/vloggers will be accredited as the Malacañang Press Corps while the mainstream news media will now be known as the Malacañang Press Corpse.

Problem solved!