HALALAN 2022 : Leni-Kiko Endorsements Pour In!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Forget about the Igkesia Ni Cristo (INC) official endorsement of Bongbong Marcos and Sara Duterte. Endorsements for the Leni Robredo-Kiko Pangilinan tandem have started to pour in as the May 9 Philippine elections draw near.

Following the endorsement from 1,400 Catholic bishops and priests, Robredo and Pangilinan have also been officially endorsed by:

-1,700 altar boys from across the country

-14 nuns from St. Scholastica’s College

-12 Catholic statues from different churches in the National Capital Region

-The National Alliance of Kindergarten Students (NAKS).

-The Bicol Association of Nursery Students ( BANS)

More game-changing endorsements are expected in tbd last few days of the campaign period.

Rappler Cancels Iglesia Ni Cristo!


MANDALUYONG CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Mandaluyong Bureau) – The political opposition’s cancel culture is like an infection that goes viral. Not even Rappler, the least-trusted news brand in the Philippines whose CEO Maria Ressa is a convicted criminal has been spared.

Just a day after the Igkesia Ni Cristo (INC) endorsed the candidacies of Bongbong Marcos and Sara Duterte, Rappler cancelled the vote-rich religious denomination by publishing a mudslinging report digging into the past.

Would Rappler have published the report had INC endorsed Leni Robredo instead?

Is this a case of sour-graping by this left-leaning, propagandist purveyor of fake news?

In A Bongbong Marcos Presidency, Bagnet To Replace Adobo As Filipino National Dish!

BATAC, Ilocos Norte (The Adobo Chronicles, Batac Bureau) – Move over, Adobo. Under a Bongbong Marcos presidency, bagnet will replace adobo as the Philippines’ national dish.

The crispy, double-fried Ilocano pork delicacy is not just Marcos’ favorite dish, but also his running mate Sara Duterte’s.

The editorial board of The Adobo Chronicles has been having meetings to decide if it would move to change its name to Bagnet Chronicles, effective June 30, 2022.