BONIFACIO GLOBAL CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Makati City Bureau) – The marketing gurus of Jollibee Foods Corporation really know their stuff.
When Jollibee BGC reopens after being shut down for 3 days because of the “crispy-fried towel” incident, it will be handing out free hand towels for every purchase of Chicken Joy.
With this reopening promotion, Jollibee BGC hopes to regain customer confidence after that unfortunate fiasco.
The Jollibee manager who spoke to The Adobo Chronicles said, “The joke is on us, hope that we all leave the incident behind us.”
BONIFACIO GLOBAL CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Makati City Bureau) – After three days of being shut down and quarantined due to the crispy fried towel incident, the BGC Jollibee store finally re-opened with much fanfare.
Although Jollibee Foods Corporation has yet to release the results of its investigation on the incident whereby a customer complained that the Chicken Joy she ordered turned out to be “fried towel” instead, the BGC franchise store was reopened yesterday.
Jollibee top executives and personalities, including former Miss Universe Pia Wurtbach, assisted a smiling Mr. Jollibee himself in cutting the ceremonial ribbon. He even managed to flash the “No. 1” sign.
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Vice President Leni Robredo has just filed a lawsuit against blogger Francis Baraan IV for attempted murder.
The lawsuit stems from a tweet by Baraan in which he said that Robredo should be canonized as a saint. He even asked Saint Leni to “hear our prayers.”
It is common knowledge that only dead people are canonized saints.
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