REDMOND, Washington (The Adobo Chronicles, Seattle Bureau) – After 27 years of marriage, Bill and Melinda Gates have announced they were going separate ways.
Here are the top 6 reasons for the split:
6. Melinda is more comfortable with iOS over Windows.
5. Melinda finally realized she wasn’t happy with the pre-nuptial agreement she signed 27 years ago.
4. It’s a side effect of Bill’s Covid-19 vaccination.
3. Melinda says Bill’s operating system is no longer working.
2. Melinda was hired as Apple’s next CEO
1. Melinda says Bill is microsoft.