MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – U.S. President Donald Trump may have been diagnosed with Covid-19, but GMA analyst (or whatever his title is) Richard Heydarian has been diagnosed with no brain connection.

This, after Heydarian posted a comment on his Twitter account that national heroes and forefathers were martyred into their 30s while a candidate for President of the Philippines needed to be at least 40 years old to qualify.

Not even his Yellow allies understood the connection between what he said about heroes and Presidents.

One netizen commented: “ I thought intermittent or no connection happens only with our telcos. I was wrong. It also happens in Heydarian’s brain.”

Well said.