Donald Trump’s Orange Tan: State Secret Revealed

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – “In the pale of winter, Trump’s tan remains a state secret,” writes SFGATE.com.

But thanks to the Freedom of Information Act (FOI), The Adobo Chronicles was able to unveil the secret to Trump’s eternally orange face.

Here it is:

 

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