WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – President Donald Trump today signed a new Executive Order abolishing the White House Press Office and creating a new Department of Alternative Facts (DAF).

Senior Aide Kellyanne Conway was appointed head of the new Department  with a Cabinet rank.

The Department will oversee all communications emanating from the White House and is empowered to screen and license all journalists wanting to cover the president and his Cabinet.

The Executive Order all but relegates the White House Press Corps into oblivion.

Conway will hold office at the former White House Press Briefing Room at the West Wing.