MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – At last, someone has found the one permanent solution to Metro Manila’s horrific traffic problem.
According to a report by The Philippines’ Daily Inquirer, Transportation Secretary Arthur Tugade said that the traffic experienced by the people in Metro Manila is just an imagination, and that in order to solve this nightmarish problem, Filipinos need to change their state of mind.
Why didn’t past administrations think of this before?
So when you leave for school or work today, don’t imagine any traffic. You’ll be surprised it will disappear instantly.
But if you happen to be stuck in traffic, buy the Inquirer and read the paper!
And no more excuses for being late!