Will The Real Lucy Please Step Forward?

image.jpegCELORON, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – A statue of Lucille Ball was erected last year in her hometown of Celoron, New York.  Immediately, it was mocked by many, especially the loyal fans because it looked nowhere like the American television’s iconic comedian.

Over the weekend, it was finally replaced with a statue designed by Carolyn Palmer, unveiled before adoring Lucy fans.

But in a surprising turn of events this week, the new statue was again replaced, this time with the image of Melania Trump.

The Adobo Chronicles learned that the Trump Organization purchased the new statue and paid the local government an undisclosed amount as part of Donald Trump’s campaign strategy in his home state of New York.

“We are very confident that New Yorkers love Melania and even more confident that she will become the next First Lady,” a Trump spokesperson said. “So we saw it fit to erect a statue in her honor. Plus, we think it is a prime real estate acquisition.”

Residents of Celoron are planning a massive protest rally at the Lucille Ball Memorial Park on Friday.

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Much Ado About Nothing: Marcos Body That Will Be Buried In Libingan Ng Mga Bayani Is A Wax Model

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Photo: Internet capture

Sometime in 2015, the publisher and editorial board of The Adobo Chronicles visited the Mausoleum in Batac, Ilocos Norte where the supposed body of the late Ferdinand E. Marcos is encased in a refrigerated glass coffin for adoring fans to view and pay homage to.

We could not take photos or videos of the coffin which was perched up an elevated  platform, surrounded by stanchions because it was prohibited.  It was dark inside the room, except for the lights that illuminated the glass coffin.  It was cold, but not necessarily because the room (or the coffin) was refrigerated.  It was more like regular airconditioning for the comfort of visitors. Well at least that’s what we think. (In the hottest month of the year, Batac’s temperature averages at 84 degrees farenheit (29 degrees celsius).

So after our visit to the Mausoleum, we concluded that what we saw was a wax model of Marcos’ body, similar to those we’ve seen in Hollywood’s wax museum.

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The Marcos Mausoleum in Batac (Photo: Adobo Chronicles)

 

Don’t take our word for it though. We’re no experts.

But here’s a link to an opinion piece by Antonio Montalvan II which recently appeared in the more credible Philippine Daily Inquirer.

So you be the judge…

And as far as those protesting Marcos’ burial in Libingan Ng Mga Bayani, are they really fighting a lost cause just because President Duterte is not about to change his mind about his decision to allow Marcos’ burial in LNMB? But more so, because it’s not the real Marcos that’s going to be buried there?

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The Latest Numbers: Donald Trump Winning Over Hillary Clinton, 52-0!

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Unbelievable! Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is winning over his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton by a very wide margin, according to latest figures.  In fact, Trump is winning 52-0!

We’re not talking about polls, but advertising expenses in the general election.  Just look at these numbers:

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Today, Trump publicly thanked U.S. and foreign media for all the free publicity he is getting.

“I know I have been very critical of the media,” Trump said, “but I must thank them for keeping me and my name in newspaper front pages and on television prime time.”

“All I’ve been doing is saying ridiculous things, and it has worked all the time. Unbelievable, ” the real estate mogul added.

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