Monthly Archives: December 2015

Politics

It’s Going To Be A Hair-Raising 2016 U.S. Presidential Race

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imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – When she concluded her closing statement during the last Democratic Presidential Debate earlier this month, Hillary Clinton wished the American voters: ‘May the Force be with you!”

Pandering to the millions of Star Wars fans, Clinton may just have found the magic bullet to clinch her party’s nomination.

There could not have been a more perfect timing for her remarks.  It came as the latest Star Wars film opened in theaters nationwide.

Riding on the momentum that won over millions of voters, the Clinton campaign just released a new official photo of the former Secretary of State, wearing a new hair style that mimics that of Star Wars’  Princess Leia.

The ‘new look’  all but pits Clinton with the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, whose hair style has been the subject of jokes and ridicule.

We all look forward to a hair-raising political campaign for the general elections between Trump and Clinton.

The Media

Letter Of The Month To The Adobo Chronicles

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imagesEvery now and then, The Adobo Chronicles publishes letters that we receive from our readers.  This one is from Eden Claribel who lives in Baguio City, Philippines, the hometown of our editor and publisher.  Our response follows the letter.

Dear Editor:

My friends always make fun of me every time they see that I’m reading your articles. They always ask me why I read them, and my answer is always “I don’t know, I just can’t help it.”

But seriously, I am a proud fan of The Adobo Chronicles. My friends say that your articles are for dumbs. I didn’t bother to defend AdoboChron because I know that they can never understand me. They don’t appreciate satire so it’s useless to explain. Personally, I think that satirical sites are for smart people, and satirical news writers are the wittiest writers.

I admire you guys. I love how you write. I actually wish I could write like you.  Keep writing “garbage” articles (as what other people call them). I don’t mind being a garbage collector! 

yours truly,

Eden Claribel

 

Dear Eden:

Thank you for being a big fan of The Adobo Chronicles.

In case you’re wondering why you are so hooked to our stories, we put a microchip in each of our articles so that once you click on and start reading them, you’ll keep wanting to come back for more.

We are very encouraged by your letter and we promise to bring you (and hopefully, your friends) more garbage in 2016 and the years to come.

(By the way, there is no shame in being a garbage collector!)

Sincerely,

The Editor

 

LGBT

Shocker: Caitlyn Jenner Announces She Is Expecting A Child

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Caitlyn Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – As if the former Bruce Jenner hadn’t already shocked the world by announcing that he was transitioning to a woman, a second announcement by the now Caitlyn is sending chills and squeals across the globe.

Americans woke up this morning in disbelief at the announcement that the 66-year-old Jenner is expecting a baby — not just because of her age but also of her unfinished transition (Jenner has not undergone gender reassignment surgery).

But our sources have confirmed that Jenner definitely told her close friends and family over the Christmas weekend that she expects to adopt a child. “Being a mom is a long-time dream of mine,” she said.