MEXICO CITY, Mexico (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – After Donald Trump’s disparaging remarks about Mexicans during his announcement of his U.S. presidential bid, Mexico announced that it was boycotting  Miss Universe and will not be sending a representative to this year’s international beauty pageant. Trump owns the Miss Universe pageant.

But that would be too easy on Trump.

So today, Mexico decided that it will send a Mexican representative in the person of Elba Esther Gordillo (see photo).

After hearing the news, Trump reportedly suffered a nervous breakdown.