
Chicago, Illinois – The American Psychiatric Association (APA) has officially confirmed what many people thought all along: taking ‘selfies’ is a mental disorder.
The APA made this classification during its annual board of directors meeting in Chicago. The disorder is called selfitis, and is defined as the obsessive compulsive desire to take photos of one’s self and post them on social media as a way to make up for the lack of self-esteem and to fill a gap in intimacy.
APA said there are three levels of the disorder:
- Borderline selfitis : taking photos of one’s self at least three times a day but not posting them on social media
- Acute selfitis: taking photos of one’s self at least three times a day and posting each of the photos on social media
- Chronic selfitis: Uncontrollable urge to take photos of one’s self round the clock and posting the photos on social media more than six times a day
According to the APA, while there is currently no cure for the disorder, temporary treatment is available through Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT). The other good news is that CBT is covered under Obamacare.
This is unwelcome news for Makati City in the Philippines, especially for its mayor, Junjun Binay, son of the incumbent vice president. Makati was recently named selfie capital of the world by Time Magazine. The mayor even organized a ticker tape parade after his city was bestowed the rare honor.
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UPDATE: APA Defends Its Use of ‘Selfitis’ Terminology.
Hurry! Run run run! Let’s make a drug to treat it and expensive, extensive therapy to manage it. Quick. Before people spend their money somewhere else.
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Selfitis? Inflammation of self? Come on, If you are going to do an April Fools joke, at least know no self respecting psychiatrist would come up with that term, let alone the supposed APA. How about a Latin term like “nequiquam”, “se refert”, or “imaginem sui”. Do better next year
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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Noselfie/1487533028135342
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They should also include those people that take pictures of their food.
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The article is satire, but “selfitis” was classified as a disorder a long, long time ago… only it’s actually spelled n-a-r-c-i-s-s-i-s-m
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Reblogged this on maha's place.
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Reblogged this on tengo el corazón un pie mas cerca del cerebro and commented:
so if you are really applying “let me take a selfie song” for every activity in your daily life
you are mental?
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You guys sure know how to ruin a legit prank
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Yo tomo fotos para que mi familia que esta lejos la vea
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People being so gullible should be the mental disorder….this is satire…LOL!
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APA stands for American PSYCHOLOGICAL Association. not psychiatric…lol
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Ah, but APA also stands for Psychiatric, just read their website : http://annualmeeting.psychiatry.org
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Did APA just came up with a name because it sounded cool? Selfitis? Inflammation of what? Taking pictures? If it is a mental disorder at least make it right and place it under the right category. I think having the urge of taking the picture three times a day is not so bad however if it disrupts your work, school or your everyday lifestyle for instance you must change clothes so you can take picture to post then that is an addiction and not an inflammation. It’s no different with the addiction on Facebook or the use of the Internet. I think they should rename the selfitis. If it is an addiction to take pictures then by all means call it selftism just like alcoholism.
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Ah , you are right that most diseases ending in “itis” refer to an inflammation. In this case, APA is also right in naming it so because “selfitis” is an inflammation of the ego 🙂
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Reblogged this on The Chronicles of Johanan Rakkav and commented:
Don’t we wish… 😀 LOL
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i take selfies of my anus what does that make me?
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lame.
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that makes you “analytical” 🙂
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Oh s*** u* people take selfies because they love themselves and feel good and you call that a mental disorder and make name and fame? sheesh *shakes head*
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y u mad tho
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Yes that’s right Selfie is a mental disorder, SOCD
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I labeled it “FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS” LOL
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its an april fools!!
I searched “selfie” on the APA website and had no results
https://www.apa.org/search.aspx?query=selfie
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No shit, Sherlock!… 😛
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..what about that people who doesn’t upload his pic..they also have some type of psychological disorder ..lol
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Check http://www.psych.org and search “selfitis” (no results), then search something like “bipolar”.
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2013 APA convention (American Psychological Association) was in Hawaii, the 2014 convention has yet to be held in Washington, D.C. The American PHILOLOGICAL (the study of language) Association had its meeting January of this year in Chicago.
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haha!!!
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well I take pix of myself but not daily & I don’t post them 3 times a day but do that whenever I want…
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Reblog this on Sanabilbeautifier.wordpress.com
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This is SATIRE, lol!
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please…stop posting things like this and claiming it’s the result of psychologists’ investigation…maybe, the one who posted this one is the one with DISORDER!
tsk tsk
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This article is satire…
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Reblogged this on Sanabil Beautifier and commented:
OOpsss Girls and Guys what to do now 😛 Lolz I sometimes felt the same when I see ppl so crazily taken their pictures and uploading them everywhere 😀
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But the same American Psychiatric Association some time ago has officially confirmed that homosexsuality is not a mental disorder anymore. Very interesting point of view…
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must be an April Fools joke!
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Come off it, Americans will label anything a psychological condition if if means somebody calling him or herself a doctor can make a few dollars out of it. Selfies are the ordinary person’s celebrity, where’s the harm?!
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Reblogged this on The fighter for innocent people and commented:
Excellent new revelation by APA
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Reblogged this on FrustratedBlogger's Blog and commented:
Funny but true. Sometimes we are not aware that because of high technology we became susceptible to mental disorders that might destroy us.
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The article is not convincing. Do we have enough evidence that those who do selfie have low self esteem? Even if we have that evidence, Selfie seems to be only symptom for low self esteem. thus selfie in itself is not a mental disorder but may give us hint that person might have low self esteem.
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Reblogged this on madzkills.
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Reblogged this on Surrender Not.
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Meaning Makati citizens are psychos!
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I don’t care what they say…as long as it makes me happy…I enjoy it…!
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Hahaha! So funny when people react thinking this satire is real. Read and understand muna kase bago mag react.
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Where is the citation/reference of this research?
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yung iba kung makareact wagas.
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selfie is an outlet of oneself….it develops selfsteem…perhaps the research doesn’t talked about the totality of the scenario…
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the feeling is mutual
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ano bayan.. sabihin natin yung gumawa ng program cila ang may mental disorder na yan… kasi cila kumikita ng pera.. tayo nakikiuso lang..to think all people have disorder naman, iba di lang obvious like sa car, bags etc…. di ba…nothiong to worry selfie selfi lang yan… pangpalipas oras lang…i banned nyo nalang ang facebook at ibang networking sites para walang problema…
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I completely disagree with you. Developers create those social networking sites without merely an intention to create disorders (thinking outside the box), instead they create such to connect users worldwide, provide entertainment, and for them to have jobs of course. Scientifically speaking, your message, “nothiong to worry selfie selfi lang yan… pangpalipas oras lang” is a fact, but partly not. have you ever thought of EXCESSIVE, or TOO MUCH taking of selfies (stated in the article you’ve just commented on)? Try to think critically, or out of the box before commenting with bias.
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di ibig sabihin guilty ka…
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i think this is satire. 🙂
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Anything to make money! Our government tries to find any way to make money off prescription meds and make the whole world think they are sick!!!!! Oh wait let me take a selfie LMAO
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Im very disappointed this newsletter stole my video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7UTvh6-Go I posted about this disease first…Just Kidding but what a conicidence that a skit could be a real disorder!
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if that so, probably, everybody has mental disorder, for nobody who has camera(s) didn’t try to take selfie pix… jejeje!
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Excuse me? Ngbasa ka po ba?.They categorize the disorder in three degrees. So kung hndi nman umabot sa borderline selfitis meaning wala nmang disorder yung tao, di po ba? ^_^
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It will be a GLORIOUS day indeed when the Filipino people finally realize what the “Adobo Chronicles” really is (are? LOL).
Haaaay mahal kong Pilipinas… Sometimes I have to remind myself that my efforts are ultimately for future generations. LOL
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