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Why Melania Trump Can Never Be First Lady

Trump and wife Melania
Trump and wife Melania

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) –  Just hours after it was announced that former First Lady Nancy Reagan has died, Republicans have come to the conclusion that Donald Trump’s wife, Melania, can never be First Lady.

Not that the GOPers are discounting the possibility that Trump could be elected the next president of the United States. Rather, it is because Melania is the Republican frontrunner’s third wife.  Trump was previously married to, and divorced from, Ivana Trump and Marla Maples.

“So technically, even if Trump becomes president,” they said, “Melania will not be the First Lady.  She is the third.” Additionally, they pointed out that Melania is not a natural-born citizen.  She was born in Slovenia.

Trump’a first wife Ivana, could potentially sue to claim the title of First Lady. But Ivana was not born in the U.S. either.  She was born in Czechoslovakia.

Would that mean the second wife, U.S.-born Marla, can claim the title?

Nothing in the U.S. Constitution specifically discusses the issue of who can be First Lady, so any challenge to Melania or Ivana may eventually be decided by the Supreme Court.

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN RADICALIZED, EX-WIFE SAYS

Donald and Ivana Trump in happier days
Donald and Ivana Trump in happier days

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – The ex-wife of Donald Trump told reporters today that the Republican presidential candidate has been so radicalized to the point she could not recognize him anymore.

Ivana Trump, 66, was married to the real estate mogul from 1977 to 1992. She said that she suspects a burning desire for power has totally changed him since he declared his candidacy for president.

‘The Donald Trump I know was a church-going Christian who would hobnob with the Clintons, hang out with Miss Universe contestants, crisscross the country and the world looking for business opportunities, and a rising reality TV star,’ she said. ‘I used to support his candidacy for president, but with all his radical views of late, I cannot, in true conscience, vote for him.’

The Donald has gone from calling Mexicans rapists and criminals to proposing to ‘take out’ relatives of terrorists to totally banning all Muslims from entering the U.S.

Asked who she thought was responsible for radicalizing her ex-husband, Ivana replied, ‘Why, of course all those lunatics who keep voting for him in the polls!’

The latest Republican presidential poll shows Trump garnering 36% of the votes, double digits ahead of his closest rival, Senator Ted Cruz.