HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – It was either a slow news day or the Gawker.com writer was high on some performance-enhancing drugs. Or perhaps she is a lesbian, looking for huge nipples.

Writer Caty Weaver wrote a scathing article commenting  on Hollywood actor Bradley Cooper’s photos on the cover of the February issue of W magazine . The actor was in the costume of a nearly naked French clown. The photos bared his nipples to the entire world to see.

Apparently Weaver questioned whether they were nipples or something else — like pink chocolate chips, M&Ms, push pins , dried berries, even salami. “Are they nipples? They’re so teeny, teeny tiny,” Weaver asked in her article.

Bradley fans were quick to respond to the Gawker article, saying, “Cooper’s nipples are just fine.  They’re perfect, in fact. Thank you  very much!”

Well, that says it all, doesn’t it?